Things I'd do if I was a squirrel

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I've been sitting at my window, drinking bottles of New Glarus Fat Squirrel Nut Brown Ale and watching these two squirrels chase each other around a tree for the past half hour. I'm feeling kinda squirrely myself right now. I wish I could turn into a squirrel and join them. They look like they're having a helluva time.

Here are some of the things I would do if I was a squirrel:

If I were a squirrel

I would chase after other squirrels

Around the tree, I would whirl and whirl

If I were a squirrel

I would have a collection of nuts

I’d keep them locked up in my little wood hut

If I were a squirrel

I would live in the cozy oak trees

My big bushy tail would keep me warm so I wouldn’t freeze

If I were a squirrel

Life would certainly be fun

All day long I would play in the sun