1. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Or not.
2. Kick the two liter a day Everclear habit. Or at least switch to something a little less potent, such as vodka or rum.
3. Be patient when confronted with human frailty. Remember: good things come to those who wait.
4. Keep the monthly mileage under 400. No point in risking any preventable injuries.
5. Learn how to play “Dallas Rag” and “St Louis Trickle” on the acoustic guitar.
6. Start something new and stick with it. “2025- the year I finally learned how to play by ear!” Sounds nice, doesn’t it?
7. Crack 2:00 for the 800m.
8. Floss thy teeth. At least once a week.
9. Develop a sense of entitlement. (whether I deserve it or not)
10. Throw away my entire wardrobe and start over. By popular request
11. Make donation to the American Liver Foundation. Just in case.
12. Get over this silly running thing and get back to blogging. Before it's too late
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