Resolutions

1. Don’t fuck anybody, ever. It’s not worth it.

2. Kick the three-pack-a-day smoking habit. Or at least switch to the less-harmful filtered cigarettes.

3. Get even with all the assholes. Remember: vengeance is the best revenge.

4. Up the mileage to a cool 600 a month. All of it quality.

5. Learn how to play “Elite Syncopations” and “A Breeze From Alabama” on the piano.

6. Start something new and stick with it.  “2025- the year I finally learned how to sight read!” Sounds nice, doesn’t it?

7. Crack 2:00 for the marathon.

8. Floss thy teeth. Everyday.

9. Develop a sense of entitlement.  (whether I deserve it or not)

10. Throw away my entire wardrobe and start over. By popular request

11. Return a few phone calls once in a while.  Just to keep ‘em guessing

12. Get over this silly blogging thing and get back to running.  Before it’s too late